Humor
- Andy Borowitz - Hoofed Running Mate Could Be Game-Changer - Peter McKay - I can't say with absolute certainty, but I'm pretty sure that in 25 years of marriage, I can count the number of movies we've seen that I wanted to see on one hand. Actually, on one hand with three or four fingers held back. - Andy Borowitz - Most Ironic Speech to Date, Experts Say - Peter McKay - As a kid, I used to read a lot of scary science fiction stories. Even at that age, I knew they were total fantasy, stuff that could never come true. But now, as an adult, I'm not so sure. Everywhere I look these days, and I swear I'm not making it up, real people are disappearing and being replaced by robots. - Andy Borowitz - Offers Three Answers to Eighty Questions - Peter McKay - Over a year ago, our twin daughters came to us and begged us to get them hamsters. I (wisely) refused, but my wife (unwisely) gave in, and within an hour we were driving home from the pet store with Smokey and Paco, two cute, adorable and totally unnecessary hamsters. - Andy Borowitz - Comparison "Offensive," Dog Fanciers Complain - Peter McKay - This week, as I got up in the morning and made myself breakfast, the host on my favorite morning news show asked me to hang on through the break, because they had an important upcoming story about the surprising dangers of ... granite countertops.
